My Two Left Feet

It was a hell of a day at sea, sir. An FNG showed up via @Forrest, but @Forrest was a no show due to an alarm clock malfunction. As a result, @Lincoln was called off the bench like an aging Colt McCoy to lead the run and keep up with the FNG. @Shugah showed up with two left shoes, went home to retrieve a shoe for his right foot, and still managed to get 3 miles in. @Radio ran a shorter course in order to have time to name the FNG (not because of @Radio’s bum knee). @Brutus broke off from the lead pack I think to find @Radio or to save himself for Pickleball.