Smokin’ the Ruck Out of It

Four PAX endured a somewhat treacherous 3.2 miles on an icy January morn.  @Radio a back from vaca @Dash an increasingly punctual @Squealer and a coming in hot @Cadet put in the miles, and our wives are lucky ladies for it!
I’m getting the popcorn ready for what looks like a great race heating up between @Rad and @Uniballer for DR supremacy!  @Uniballer had me worried with his early SC, but came through in the end!  Disappointingly, @Rad neglected to DR.
@Dash had great stories about vacation in Aruba!  @Dash in his banana hammock riding an ATV over bumpy terrain.  Oh the visuals!  Thankfully, he’s back with us, and fully clothed.  Unfortunately, @Cadet and @Squealer got separated from us for a bit, as @Squealer‘s footwear was not conducive to the skating rink like conditions.  @Squealer did confide in us that he has a hundred K sunk into a law degree, so he can make any argument he wants.  @Cadet astutely added, “As long as he can get 8 people to agree with him.”   @Radio replied that he can make any argument he wants, and all it cost him was $7.80 in late fees at the local library.  Then again, getting eight people to agree with @Radio might be a stretch.  Just remember, it’s not plagiarism, if you just mistakenly copy other people’s ideas without giving proper credit.  Oh wait, isn’t that the definition of plagiarism?