Jaycee Park

Five PAX made it out on a beautiful Medina morning.  @Cadet @Dash @Shugah @Radio and a well rested @Picabo.
Things started slowly with @Shugah filling us in on his disgusting habit of wearing his workout socks for a full week before washing them. Fortunately, @Cadet has far better grooming habits, where his feet are concerned.   Then he had to mention that he played golf at a bachelor party, and that got the whole @Picabo dong thing started.  Turns out, in @Picabo world, a simple trot around the links doesn’t constitute a true bachelor party.  No sir.  You have to go to Chicago, jam 25-30 guys in a three story brownstone, invite two strippers, and turn the groom’s Uncle Tom loose.  The Reader’s Digest version of this shindig involves one average stripper, one mulatto (that’s half white, half black for the uninformed) stripper, a groom, a best man, Uncle Tom, a two foot long dual dildo, and Picabo, among others.  The strippers got busy, Uncle Tom started yelling racial epitaphs, the best man not only got squirted, but ended up with a black eye, the groom evidently got married, and Picabo was left to tell the story.  Unbelievable.